Sunday, December 31, 2006

Game Theory

Game Theory has interested me since the first time I read about it (last year). Here is a game called Prisoner's Dilemma which was created by Mr. Albert W. Tucker to illustrate the difficulty of analyzing certain kinds of games.

The Game

Tucker began with a little story, like this:

Two burglars, Bob and Al, are captured near the scene of a burglary and are given the "third degree" separately by the police. Each has to choose whether or not to confess and implicate the other.

If neither man confesses, then both will serve one year on a charge of carrying a concealed weapon.

If each confesses and implicates the other, both will go to prison for 10 years.

However, if one burglar confesses and implicates the other, and the other burglar does not confess, the one who has collaborated with the police will go free, while the other burglar will go to prison for 20 years on the maximum charge.

The strategies in this case are: confess or don't confess.

The payoffs (penalties, actually) are the sentences served. We can express all this compactly in a "payoff table" of a kind that has become pretty standard in game theory. Here is the payoff table for the Prisoners' Dilemma game:

Table 3-1



Al



confess don't
Bob confess 10,10 0,20
don't 20,0 1,1

The table is read like this: Each prisoner chooses one of the two strategies. In effect, Al chooses a column and Bob chooses a row. The two numbers in each cell tell the outcomes for the two prisoners when the corresponding pair of strategies is chosen. The number to the left of the comma tells the payoff to the person who chooses the rows (Bob) while the number to the right of the column tells the payoff to the person who chooses the columns (Al). Thus (reading down the first column) if they both confess, each gets 10 years, but if Al confesses and Bob does not, Bob gets 20 and Al goes free.

So: how to solve this game? What strategies are "rational" if both men want to minimize the time they spend in jail?

Al might reason as follows: "Two things can happen: Bob can confess or Bob can keep quiet. Suppose Bob confesses. Then I get 20 years if I don't confess, 10 years if I do, so in that case it's best to confess.

On the other hand, if Bob doesn't confess, and I don't either, I get a year; but in that case, if I confess I can go free. Either way, it's best if I confess. Therefore, I'll confess."

But Bob can and presumably will reason in the same way -- so that they both confess and go to prison for 10 years each. Yet, if they had acted "irrationally," and kept quiet, they each could have gotten off with one year each.

Dominant Strategies

What has happened here is that the two prisoners have fallen into something called a "dominant strategy equilibrium."

DEFINITION Dominant Strategy: Let an individual player in a game evaluate separately each of the strategy combinations he may face, and, for each combination, choose from his own strategies the one that gives the best payoff. If the same strategy is chosen for each of the different combinations of strategies the player might face, that strategy is called a "dominant strategy" for that player in that game.

DEFINITION Dominant Strategy Equilibrium: If, in a game, each player has a dominant strategy, and each player plays the dominant strategy, then that combination of (dominant) strategies and the corresponding payoffs are said to constitute the dominant strategy equilibrium for that game.

In the Prisoners' Dilemma game, to confess is a dominant strategy, and when both prisoners confess, that is a dominant strategy equilibrium.

http://william-king.www.drexel.edu/top/eco/game/game.html

New Year Resolutions

It is 31st December and for the first time in my life, I cannot think of even one New Year's resolution. I mean, how many resolutions have I stuck to in the last few years??? I cannot even remember the ones I have made...
Well,
at least lemme give it a try:
  • Fight less with Mom (Umm, cant avoid fighting... so, will fight "less")
  • Be nicer to people??? (I am extremely nice and sweet to people I like... so, this one doesn't make sense)
  • Spend less (Now that I will be earning, I will spend more... so, can eliminate this one too)
  • Blog more often (Cant blog more than what I am already doing)
  • Keep in touch with people (I have been keeping in touch with all the imp and unimportant people in my life... have also made a lot of new friends)
  • Be nicer to kids (Will have to take up baby sitting classes again... No, no... I am not planning to have kids... I just might end up selling candies to bachas)
  • Read more (Yeah, this one I can stick to... its my fav)
  • Eat healthier food (I have not put "only healthy food"... Cant give up junk altogether)
  • Say "No" more often (This one is quite imp... I end up doing things I don't want to 'coz I cannot say "No")
  • Learn to cook all the exotic and non-exotic dishes when I go home (This is the only way I will pass time at home)
  • Learn to drive a 4-wheeler (Dad is quite possessive about his car... he has not let us learn how to drive so that he doesn't have to share the car with us)
  • Keep my professional and personal life completely separate (This one I have been doing for quite sometime now)
  • Don't take shit from people... (If I don't stand up for myself, who will?)
Guess, I am done... Too many resolutions, eh?

Saturday, December 30, 2006

The Geek Syndrome

Picking a seat in class involves all sorts of strategies... Following factors are taken into consideration:
  • Course to be taught
  • Faculty who will teach the course
  • My boredom level
  • My moodiness (If mood=bad then seat=behind)
  • No of hours I slept at night (In case I find the need to catch up on my sleep)
  • Seat where interesting dudes and dudettes sit (Try and sit as close to them)
  • Seat where geeks sit (Try and sit as far away from them)
But some classes, leave me with no option. In one of the courses, we have to sit roll no. wise. In this course, we are required to make a ppt with slides notes for every case. Students are picked at random and they have to make their submissions. So, at times you may spend hours working on the case and not be asked to submit the ppt (In a way, your efforts are in vain).
Anyway, so in this course, I end up sitting near an over-enthusiastic geek...
Our conversation goes like this:

Me: Hey, how many slides have you prepared?
Him: Not many... around 17 and 3 excel sheets. I couldn't give it my best effort.
Me: You are kidding, right? I have only 5 slides... and what have you done in the excel sheet? Do we have any nos to crunch?
A1: Does it matter? Even if number-crunching is required, you wouldn't bother...
Me: Hmm... true.
Him: Damn... damn.. damn.. I was not asked to submit my case. I have come up with some interesting points... Wish I had been asked to submit.
Me: Thats so sad. What is that folder?
Him: Oh, that is my course folder. I bought it specially for this course and this is my exclusive note-book for this course.
Me (freaking out... to A2): He has 17 slides, 3 excel sheets, one folder and one note-book and I have only 5 slides...
A2: Relax... He is a geek and quite jobless. You do have a life.
Me (feeling quite happy): Yeah... that is true. Damn, even I have not been asked to make the submission. I prepared the analysis at the cost of my health. I could have slept instead... damn.. damn... damn
(Seeing the amused look in A2's eyes)
Me: Oh well, I guess I am catching the Geek syndrome too... Help!!!

Friday, December 29, 2006

Matters of the heart

I barged into her room without thinking, she said she would be working on the assignment... but I found her in tears... Maybe I should have knocked, given her time to hide her tears... Does she want to talk or does she want me to leave her alone? I didn't think asking her would get me the accurate answer... so, I decided to stick around... I knew what was bothering her, she isn't that complicated to understand...
I told her; "Life is never perfect; when we have one thing, we want the other and when we have the other, we crave for something else... The grass is always greener on the other side".
She gave me a wry smile and said; "I want to be on the other side.."
I replied; "Sweetheart, don't we all?"

I wondered if I have become numb... feeling nothing... caring and sharing little when I do feel.

Heartbreaks are perennial... do not follow a season, but they do follow a pattern. All the stories are the same... and once is more than enough to last a lifetime.


The heart does not mend, it is just wrapped in a cocoon and forgotten forever...

Achoo

It is amazing how you can sleep thinking; "Alls well with the world" and wake up feeling like 10 bulldozers (no pun intended) have run over you. I have woken up with a dripping nose and like Phoebe, I want to experiment with my voice (just in case it sounds sexier), but then Phoebe had a sympathetic audience... My audience will throw me out of the room and make me sleep on the cold floor of the corridor. A headache is in the offing and I have a lot to do today (a result of the postponements of assignments we were granted due to placements).

I hate to fall ill... one cannot do anything... no reading, watching movies, eating junk... all one can do is sleep... and I am not very fond of sleep. With 31st creeping near, illness will have to be cured asap...
Don't ask me what my plans are; I am still working out the details. Suggestions for New Year's resolution are most welcome.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Perceptual Map


No, no... I am not going to explain what this is... it is too much trouble. A1 and I, are very proud of ourselves for creating this.
There are times in life when we leave a place and the memories behind, but they come to haunt. The harder you try to forget, the harder people try and remind you about it. Some things are never over... and they leave such deep impressions on your heart and mind; erasing them is impossible. How do you deal with them? Or have you dealt with them as well as you could and nothing more can be done?
Sometimes, you can feel others pain... even if he/she is just an acquaintance... and then it hurts so bad, you cannot think of anything else... and you wonder:

Are you happy or numb?
Are you alive or dead?

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Tring.. Tring... Tring...

Why hasn't he called? It has been 2 days... he should have called.. Why didn't I take his contact no? He is supposed to call... Why didn't I tell him he is supposed to call? Doesn't he know he is supposed to call? What if he doesn't call? What if he decides to over-stay? What if he doesn't return before New Year's? Why didn't I chat with him achi tarah before he left? What was I thinking?
Damn... damn... damn...

And then he called!!!

:) :) :)

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Theme 9/10


The dawn of the last theme in the decalogy

Dimensionless




What do you see first? The hand or the reflection of the man who stood in front of the mirror in the foreground slashing his own focused body with his own hand... not only what we see does exist...
There are a million more things which exist which we may many a times miss to notice...

By: Abhishek Jain (A'bad)


Religious discourses

Disclaimer: The following discussion is not meant to hurt any religious sentiments. It is just an interesting and frank discussion between 2 curious minds.

Let me introduce the people having the discussion:
Me: a Hindu who is convent educated, agnostic, open-minded, non-religious gal
APC: A christian, agnostic, open-minded guy

Me: Merry X'mas!!! Did you go to the church?
APC: Thank you... I have not been to the church in 3 yrs
Me: why not? You could have gone for midnight mass, ogled at hot babes and made new friends
APC: Plz... I don't do that at the church
Me: Most people do.
APC: I know... I am not that superficial.
Me: Ooohh... are you a catholic?
APC: I am a protestant
Me: Whats the difference?
APC: Catholics worship Mother Mary also... we do not. We only worship Jesus. We do not follow the Roman Catholic Church or believe that the pope is the intermediary between God and Christians... we do not worship idols... you will only find a cross in the Protestant church.
Me: Hmm... when I was a kid, Uncle Denzil told me that protestants believe Jesus had siblings.
APC: That's not true... We do believe that Mary was a virgin. She was just an instrument used by God to bring Jesus into the world.
Me: Remember, last year, I had read something degrading about women in the old testament of the bible and it pissed me off?
APC: Yeah... I vaguely remember that... see, Old testament even refers to incest and homosexuality and stuff. The Vatican tries to manipulate what is written in the bible to satisfy their means. Why do you think missionary position is called so?
Me: Missionary position??? I thought Vatican was against sex.
APC: Well, even they know that sex is a necessary evil... So, they advocate the "missionary position". The missionary position is so called because the early Christian missionaries, whose mandate was to spread Christianity and convert non believers to to Christianity, advocated only this position as being "correct".
Me: What is the "missionary position"?
APC: C'mon BB, I expect you to know that... the position in which the male is on top and the female is at the bottom is called missionary position... this signifies the dominance of the male over the female.
Me: That is so much crap!!!
APC: I know... There are a lot of theories... one of them says that, Eve is not the first woman.
Me: Never heard that one before... then who is the first woman?
APC: Lilith. Apparently, she refused to be below Adam and left Eden. Adam sent 3 angels to bring her back... she cursed all the male children of Adam. Jew kids wear amulets until circumcision to protect them from the curse.
Me: Interesting... Jews, Muslims and Christians share a common past, don't they?
APC: Yep... All of them believe in the Messiah, the Son of God, who is supposed to save the people. According to the Christians, Christ is the Messiah... the Jews believe that the Messiah still has to arrive. Jews crucified Christ because he preached Christianity.
As for Muslims: Abraham had a wife Sarah and a concubine Hagar. He had a child Ishmael from Hagar and Isaac from Sarah. The Muslims are considered to be descendants of Ishmael and Christians of Isaac... more specifically, Ishmael is the considered the Father of Arabs and Isaac, Father of Hebrews.
Me: Damn interesting...

Source: wikipedia.org

Filum time!!!


I had read the book, but the series is too funny. It is about British political life... There are 3 main characters:
  • James Hacker: He is the Minister for the Department of Administrative Affairs. His main criteria is to keep the PM happy and secure popular votes...
  • Humphrey Appleby: He is the Permanent Secretary and he is a typical civil servant. The way he 'gasses' to make something totally incomprehensible is amazing
  • Bernard Woolley: He is the Principle Private Secretary... he is confused about his loyalty.. he is a civil servant and has to be loyal to the Minister too...
A must-watch for everyone!!!


This movie is not for the faint-hearted. It is the first in the trilogy: Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal. Hannibal Lector, the most psycho killer... he is a psychiatrist who is helping a cop, Will, to track a killer. Guess what, Hannibal is the killer... he has been cutting out body organs of the victims, cooking them and feeding them to his guests. Hannibal is arrested and Will (Edward Norton) retires. But another serial killer is on the loose, called the "Tooth Fairy"... he cuts out the eyes of the family members so that he can have an audience while killing the woman. Will is called from retirement to trace this killer... Hannibal's help is sought... But Hannibal loves games... Watch the movie to experience the thrills.
This is the sort of movie I would love to watch with my friends... was at the edge of my seat with fear, wondering what would the psycho do next.




This movie was released in 1998 but I was not allowed to watch it since I was too young... I thought the movie was about male strippers, but I was proved wrong. It is about 3 guys of Indian origin from abroad:
1) Krishna (Naveen Andrews) : From New York, he has come to India to be an actor... He ends up acting in a C grade movie financed by the Underworld Don Mastana (Naseeruddin Shah) whose GF is Dolly (Tara Deshpande.)
2) Ricardo (Rahul Bose) : He is from Sydney... has to come to India to look for his bro. He falls in love with Dolly.
3) Xerxes (Alexander) : He is a Parsi musician who has come to India to find "himself". He is confused about his sexuality and embraces homosexuality.

Some really funny moments in the movie:
  • Tara looks like a complete whore (and that is a compliment... 'coz thats her role)... love her spunky attitude
  • Kris's bollywood dialogues with an accent are hilarious
  • Nasseruddin Shah is a complete psycho and damn damn good
  • Rahul Bose is as hot as ever... a total metrosexual...
  • There is a scene in which Xerxes is pulling out the petals from a flower and wondering "straight... gay... straight.. gay"
Usually, movies which revolve around Mumbai show how people end up falling in love with the place... but this movie is different... the 3 guys decide to leave Mumbai for good.
It is amazing how you can be too busy to talk/chat when they are around... but when they are gone, it is killing... you miss them so so so much!!!

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry X'mas!!!


Merry X'mas!!!
I love Christmas spirit... love the decorations in malls, the TV ads, the Christmas movies. I have been to church for the Easter Mass but never on Christmas... reason being, we had our winter vacations in Dec and I was always home for Christmas.

I would lug home my trunk from the convent in the last week of Nov or first week of Dec for the hols... Mom would empty the trunk, and at the bottom we would find a Christmas card from the Sophian nuns. It was such a sweet gesture...

My parents are staunch Hindus, but Christmas was a reason to get us gifts... usually chocolates.. We (my sis, bro and me) are chocolate freaks and will do anything to get our hands on them (Ok.. ok, thats not the "only" reason why I wanted to get into "P")

I have stayed in all kinds of places... village (I was born in a village), town, city, wilderness (right now)... Even though I get a high each time I look out of my window and see the hills beckoning out to me; I miss crowds, pollution (yep, that is coming from an Env Engg... The extinction of pollution would mean the end of our 'race'), noise...

There are only 4 of us haunting the corridors of the hostel... rest have gone 'home'... but it is fun. I have not had a boring moment in the last 5 days... even though my regular 'chatters' are inaccessible.

Interview tips

After my sojourn with the interviews, I have a few tips for the novices (hope they help):
  • Every organization has a specific profile for a job, they are looking for candidates who fit that profile (I know it is an obvious thing), you have to try and find out what exactly they are looking for... and if you think you are the right candidate, let them know
  • I had prepared all sorts of answers to all sorts of questions, but when I entered the interview room... all that went flying out of the window (it is an expression, the room did not have windows)... ultimately, it was "me" (the unpracticed me) and them.
  • Be genuine... your interviewers are smarter than you, have seen hundreds of candidates and they have been in your position... they will know if and when you "gas"
  • Be honest... if you dont know something, say "I dont know"... Ignorance does not kill
  • Always talk to someone in the industry first, to remove all misconceptions about the job.
  • Apply to fewer companies and focus on getting into those... there is no point in randomly applying... hedging the risk is a bad idea
  • If you get rejected by your dream company, dont fret... they just didnt think you were the right fit
  • Confidence helps... I was quite nervous till Kadu made it into his dream company... Thats when I thought: "If he can make it, why cant I?"
  • Keep the commitments you make in the interview... If you break the commitments, future candidates may lose out

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Ulysses

One of my fav poems: ( PS: My fav lines are in bold.)
Ulysses
By Alfred Lord Tennyson.

It little profits that an idle king,
By this still hearth, among these barren crags,
Match’d with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard and sleep, and feed, and know not me.
I cannot rest from travel: I will drink
Life to the lees: all times I have enjoy’d
Greatly, have suffer’d greatly, both with those
That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when
Thro’ scudding drifts the rainy Hyades
Vext the dim sea: I am become a name;
For always roaming with a hungry heart
Much have I seen and known; cities of men
And manners, climates, councils, governments,
Myself not least, but honour’d of them all;
And drunk delight of battle with my peers,
Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy.
I am a part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wherethro’
Gleams that untravell’d world, whose margin fades
For ever and for ever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnish’d, not to shine in use!
As tho’ to breathe were life.Life piled on life

Were all too little, and of one to me
Little remains: but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things; and vile it were
For some three suns to store and hoard myself,
And this gray spirit yearning in desire
To follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

This is my son, mine own Telemachus,
To whom I leave the sceptre and the isle,---
Well-loved of me, discerning to fulfil
This labour, by slow prudence to make mild
A rugged people, and thro' soft degrees
Subdue them to the useful and the good.
Most blameless is he, centred in the sphere
Of common duties, decent not to fail
In offices of tenderness, and pay
Meet adoration to my household gods,
When I am gone. He works his work, I mine.

There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail:
There gloom the dark, broad seas. My mariners,
Souls that have toil'd, and wrought, and thought with me ---
That ever with a frolic welcome took
The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed
Free hearts, free foreheads --- you and I are old;
Old age hath yet his honour and his toil;
Death closes all: but something ere the end,
Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield


M Back!!!

Okies... so I am back, 'coz of popular demand (Yes, yes... M not lying). I know there are a lot of questions... Lemme explain.
A new beginning requires a clean slate... So, here it is... All clean and new. I promise you funnier posts... filled with mirch and masala (I am craving for some food... since Engg people have left, food in the mess sucks)
Life is chill right now and I dont have much to say... have been writing all the posts in my mind... it will take sometime to type on the blog.
So, Here I am (yeah, the song is playing in my head)...





Cheers, to a new life and to a new beginning!!!